Question 3: WHY ARE YOU SO GAY?

Seems that despite my willingness to answer questions on all topics, people remain inclined to ask questions about me. While yes, I'm obviously most qualified to answer questions about myself, I have opinions and limited knowledge of the vast world beyond my own.

That said, before I answer this question, I must write that I find it decidedly suspect to get a question like this from somebody like this:



Answer: Guilt by association.

Note: I should clarify that my initial response to the question is that I'm not gay, so how could I possibly answer? Given my intention to answer all questions, I feel that I must answer this one despite its obvious inherent flaw.

Enjoy..................G