Question 11: What do you suppose geologists think of the Grand Canyon?

The Grand Canyon, one of nature's greatest miracles and unquestionably one of the most amazing natural spectacles in all of the United States. However, it's also a menace to clean pants everywhere.


Answer: Geologists are into all kinds of things, and there's little doubt that they go to the Grand Canyon to jerk off. This is their Crazy Horse Too, their Fenway Park, their Playboy Mansion—places not to be missed, and thoroughly savored when finally there. To geologists, gazing into the abyss of the Grand Canyon is akin to gazing into the parted thighs of a nubile 18-year-old cheerleader. However, for the rest of us, the Grand Canyon presents its own unique problem…

Note: It has been said that sight of the Grand Canyon is so amazing that upon seeing it, you'll crap your pants. Consider yourself warned.

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